Jeff gets Hornswoggled on the Internet

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Jeff the Killer was a person who wouldn't care about anything because of the fact he gets bullied in almost every Trollpasta. One day, he woke up, ate breakfast, went to the bathroom to fap to a customized Jane poster, then he'd brush his teeth.
He logged on to his computer and was treated to a couple surveys. See, Jeff would want to win a gift card because at the time, all he could afford was an ounce of Doritos. He also had to pay for his rent, phone bill, porn bill, and whiskey bill. Then he saw a quick survey that said in big bold text "

CAN YOU FAP FAST ENOUGH FOR A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF EARTH MONEY?

". Out of curiosit, Jeff would click and saw a camera view of himself. It's strange, because he didn't have a cam for his computer. The screen flashed GO and he would unzip his pants and start beating. He was using his hand too fast, but it was because his ramen noodles depended on it. He beat off faster than the speed of light on steroids. He eventually shot already and still came with all of his might.
He zipped back his pants and saw the words CONGRATS, YOU HAVE WON! Jeff started to bow then a giant hand from the computer snatched him into the screen
Jeff woke up and realized he is on a spaceship, and he found Jane on the other side with the smuggest look you will ever see. No really, like the SMUGGEST smile in Trollpasta Land. It was so smug that Bugs Bunny wanted to bomb that smile. Jeff asked what she was doing, but she ignored and pulled Jeff's meat only one time, but slowly and with a hard grip. Jeff moaned and groaned, and Jane knew this was a chance for her to kill Jeff once and for all.
She took off all her clothes and went down on Jeff's 7 incher. Jeff moaned louder and she started to get a faster rate. She went extremely fast, and Jeff already sprunked everywhere. Jane smirked and decided to get faster but she took a break and put on glass for her vagina and it did major damage to his schlong.
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